‘Bring Your Own Semen’ Cookery Class coming to London

The unusual cooking class called ‘cooking with Semen’ is coming to Shoreditch London.

The strange class will go ahead if there will be at least 30 participants to register interest at Wonderush. This is a subscription platform to find and book a variety of local classes and experiences.

The session will run on a BYOS {Bring Your Own Semen} basis, wherein participants will be taught how to sex up their meal using their own bodily fluid. The participants are required to bring their own or their partner’s fluids to be used as the main ingredient of different appetizers, mains, desserts, and drinks.

The recipes include “Victoria spooge cake”, “jerk chicken” and “Schlong Island iced tea”.

“The health benefits of semen have long been debated, but for the first time ever, amateur chefs will be taught how to use it as a cooking ingredient in appetizers, mains, desserts and drinks,” the advert reads.

Surprisingly, this strange cooking method using ‘semen’ isn’t a new thing.

Back in 2011 Paul ‘Fotie’ Photenhauer proudly oversaw the publication of ‘Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes’ and created his own list of cocktail recipes using “man-made” ingredients.

Recently he said: “If you want your partner to swallow, you should be willing to eat your own semen – I mean, it’s your semen.

“Then I started thinking about it. People eat all kinds of weird shit. Eggs are the menstruation of chickens. Milk is the mammary excretion from cows. Semen is… at least it’s fresh and you know who the producer is.” He added.

Citing the new strange class, Alix Fox a renowned sex educator said, “While the idea of bringing cum into the kitchen will doubtless appall many people, some individuals find the idea of consuming such an intimate substance an incredible turn-on.”

Meanwhile, Wonderush founder Nelson added: “I know some people will find this hard to swallow, but the idea of cooking with semen isn’t as farfetched as one might think.

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